i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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