You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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