butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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