Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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