it wasn't lemon gatorade
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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