we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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