Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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