I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
In other news, I just burned my penis
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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