I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sponge bath it is.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
