Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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