Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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