Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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