i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
We need to rekindle our bromance
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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