Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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