I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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