is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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