i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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