hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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