if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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