How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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