I think i peed on brittanys purse
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
should my penis look like a turkey
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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