giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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