Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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