To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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