out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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