i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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