So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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