Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just google imaged poop.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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