Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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