you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
