It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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