sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
