I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I cut my penus on the lid.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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