I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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