I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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