Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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