We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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