Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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