I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
be right there i have to get my cape
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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