i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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