fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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