Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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