is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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