I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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