Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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