i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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