so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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