glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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