The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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