In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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