i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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