Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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