no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
