Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I think a kid would responsible me up
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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